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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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I have a coupon from the paper.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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- I really like that you're such a loyal friend. - Yeah, I am loyal.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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I got the Mars rover stuck in a ditch.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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You know, I'm a physicist, so I thought about stuff.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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You said that if I went out with you I could drive a car on Mars.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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Yeah, I picked her up in the bar. She's a doctor.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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Yeah, but I don't see a better one on the horizon, so....

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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I got a whole list of them. Who wants to be my wingman?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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Yeah, um, listen, I have to kind of sneak out for a while.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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My mom cooks a hell of a brisket.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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Leave a message.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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- What are negs? - A neg is a negative compliment...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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A "doctor" doctor, or a you kind of doctor?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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- So then why did you--? - He said that I could drive a car on Mars.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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Okay, I think I got it.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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- Leonard, a moment. - What?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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It's a scientific discovery...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S02E08 The Lizard-Spock Expansion

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Son of a bitch.