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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Think of the children! Think of the little babies.

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I'll love our children.

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and she will probably suffer a fatal heart attack sometime tonight.

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have the children that I've always wanted.

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It does not look very good. She suffered a major heart attack.

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and maybe one day have children that aren't...

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that you'd still be contributing half the genetic code to our children.

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A little frustrated at the moment.

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Has a funny little snub nose.

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And you're a little man-bitch.

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Little fat kids with snub noses.

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Little fat kids with snub noses.

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it can lead to obesity in children and adults who don't sustain a very healthy diet.

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Changed the can around a little bit, though.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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I do this sometimes. I get a little...

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Yeah. Shitty little woollen ones, instead of sex.

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I want little fat kids with snub noses.

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Doesn't matter. Either way, you're a dumpy little queer.

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I'm just asking for one teensy, weensy little date.

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I don't want little fat kids with snub noses.