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Weeds (2005) - S05E08 Crime

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Previously on Weeds:

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All I know is some stiletto-heeled Mexi-cunt screeches at you...

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...suddenly the marriage is off.

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They want me to have this baby off the grid. No birth certificate.

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If I disappear, if the baby disappears, nobody knows.

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It's fucking Rosemary's Baby.

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We gotta go to Dr. Lehman's. I have to have this baby right now.

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-Christ. My boob. -Deal with it.

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I need to ask you a question. Are you a closer or a loser?

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You're Pretty! will front you the products you need...

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...to put yourself on the road to financial freedom.

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Very impressive. Thanks for involving me, dickhead.

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-You're a jinx. -You're a douche bag.

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-Everybody down. -Is this a joke?

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No, it's no joke, fat ass. You have the right to remain silent.

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I need you to get the baby out as soon as possible.

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You're two days away from your due date.

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Father is a drug kingpin, which could pose a problem...

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...if he ever decided to kill its mother the minute she gives birth.

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He has your eyes.