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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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This is just two guys agreeing how to live together.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Because if you did, I have two words for you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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And did you mean that I only dated two women including Judith?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I'll put it on the market as a two bedroom plus aviary.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Would you please stop talking?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Let's see, what else?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Okay. Here's one of the first things your uncle Charlie wrote.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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What do you think?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Must have been before my time.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Okay, we're done here.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Don't put your juice box on the piano, it leaves a ring.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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How could a box leave a ring?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Got to run to the grocery store.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I'm gonna need somebody to fold these clothes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I don't know if the grocery store

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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is the first place I'd go for that, but good luck.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Remember, you're being punished. So, no TV, no computer, no GameBoy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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I need you to be my eyes and ears.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

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Okay, but you have to be my liver and prostate.