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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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So, no, that girl wasn't your mother.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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[Ted Narrating] That was not the day I met your mother.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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The day I met your mother was the day of a wedding.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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- Excuse me? - Your dibs. I wanna buy your dibs.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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She ended up being someone else's mother.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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Look at your beer, dude.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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Listen to your Uncle Barney.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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So, don't worry. I called the D. M.V. I called your AmEx.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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Hey, hey! I-I know it's late, but I just had to call.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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I-I just can't procreate under these conditions.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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I mean, I know exactly where it is...

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It's a real package from your dad.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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Fine. Have at it. Exercise your dibs.

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I... had dibs.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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and I can go get it whenever I want.

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Barney, I really... I have to grade these papers.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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but then I realized you're not what I wanted, Ted...

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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- Tell me this isn't true. - I... I had implied dibs.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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I... still... got... it!

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S06E01 Romance

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I can't think straight!