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What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S03E08 The Wellness Center

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Once a vampire...

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No vampires here, pal.

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Also, collecting Vampire Council dues

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S03E08 The Wellness Center

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is basically vampire shit work.

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They have wellness vampires now.

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But vampirism is a curse,

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S03E08 The Wellness Center

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can give some vampires the shits.

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LASZLO: When a vampire is depressed,

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S03E08 The Wellness Center

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a very important Vampiric Council duty

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that, uh, he's very important vampire

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for we are no longer vampires.

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Are you happy being a vampire?

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S03E08 The Wellness Center

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NADJA: So, you're renouncing your vampirism

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Regular vampires have no gastric system.

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WOMAN VAMPIRE: You lied to us!

What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - S03E08 The Wellness Center

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but vampire depression is the real fucking deal.

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their Vampiric Council union fees in a while.

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Yes, but I am no longer a vampire.

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Energy vampires do, to annoy those around them

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I have been a vampire for over 700 years,