Paxton?

Hey, Paxton.

A woman with needs.

Do you know how many disgusting skin conditions I had to see?

Yeah, we had too many girls try out for soccer.

Break up with my girlfriend?

I have a double period with Miss Nooney then, so I couldn't have done it, even if I deeply, deeply wanted to.

You're always with the hate crimes.

All right, well, good luck with that.

He doesn't want to be with me.

I won't, but I don't think you really need to break up with him.

I have devastating news.

And she's totally gonna get away with it.

I shouldn't be flitting about with a boyfriend like Carrie Bradshaw.

We just haven't had any girl candidates aside from you who are up to par.

You mess with the Subaru, you get the bumper.

She threatened my daughter with violence two days ago.

Then I'll beat you to death with this one.

I already got an I-Pretzel New York T-shirt to fit in with the locals.

So, look, I am so sorry about the mix-up with Margo.