Do you think I want a riot to break out in my own home?

His wrecks are always soaked in his own tears.

My darling child, I think not.

Do you know how many disgusting skin conditions I had to see?

Oh, my God.

Ah, my nurps!

Yeah, we had too many girls try out for soccer.

You have wasted far too much of my time.

Well, we'll be conducting our own investigation, but between us, Margo, you're probably off the hook.

It's not my fault.

Fix my car, punk.

Nermi loves my puns.

My name is Fabiola.

Break up with my girlfriend?

I have devastating news.

Kamala, please meet my white boyfriend.

We just haven't had any girl candidates aside from you who are up to par.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but it looks like you'll be paying for your own card at best.

I should be mourning my dead husband, like Carrie Bradshaw.

But that's for my New York trip.