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Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Because welcome to the freak show.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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-Welcome to the freak show. -[gasps]

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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[screaming]

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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ANNOUNCER: FXX presents Archer 1999.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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[ominous tone]

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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♪

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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ARCHER: Altair Beta?

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Why'd you wake me up way the hell out here?

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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MALORY:We picked up a distress beacon.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Not surprising.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Altair Beta's not the best neighborhood.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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MALORY: Unless you're a Dri'n pirate.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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ARCHER: Yeah, speaking of--

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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looks like pirateshit that transport pretty hard.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Well, what say we go pick the bones?

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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[chuckles] I'd say, uh, unfortunate choice of words.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Figuratively. Hopefully.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Well, I'm in, but you know what she's gonna say.

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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Why, does she talk in her sleep?

Archer (2009) - S10E01 Archer: 1999 -- Bort the Garj

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What? Mother, come on. We can't not...