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The Passion of the Jew

Captain Cartman reporting from Shuttlecraft Spontaneity.

Approaching planet Omega Nine.

Warp drive disengaged. Landing sequence initiated.

What kind of atmosphere are you reading on the planet surface, Jew?

I'm a Vulcan!

All right, what kind of atmosphere are you reading, Vulcan Jew?

The atmosphere is oxygen-based, should support our breathing.

All right, hang on. We're about to land.

Okay, First Officer Stan and Engineer Kenny, you come with me on the away team.

Vulcan Jew Kyle will wait here.

- No! I'm on the away team too! - It's my Mom's new minivan, so I'm the captain, Kyle!

I don't care! You're not making me wait in the van again!

Fine, Kyle! But if something goes wrong out there on the planet surface, don't hold me responsible.

Set phasers on stun.

- Things seem pretty quiet. - Yes. A little too quiet.

I am picking up carbon-based life forms in Sector C.

I believe we will find a village of peaceful aliens over that ridge.

Okay, fine, I guess we'll look for- Oh no!!