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Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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- I wasn't eye-banging her. - Man, I was.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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See? Sacrifice.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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I saved her life. I set a kidnapper on fire.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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- One doesn't have skin on his face. - Meaning?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Her father has forbidden Archer to go near her.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Uh... See? How I let that just go by?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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I saved her life. Go ask that dick I set on fire.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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My plan requires three people. Three people who have faces!

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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So I will be that someone who is constantly on her.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assaulted by a teenage sociopath...

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Not to come near her again.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Ugh. That is so classic her.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Anka is all I have in the world since her mother passed away.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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And I didn't touch her, Lana, so there's no reason to be jealous.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Holy shit. Did you see that?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Don't shoot the girl! We need her!

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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- What what? Didn't you see that? - I saw you totally eye-bang a teenager.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Then you don't get to squirt that hot white cream all over your face.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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ARCHER: Who obviously needs someone on her constantly.