Guys, can you hear me?

Can you guys hear me?

Can you guys hear me now?

Uh, now I'm a guy with superhuman strength.

But what about your family?

Brendan, make this guy kiss my ass and then put on some deodorant because of the stink coming from him.

Guys, we need to keep in touch this weekend, so we have to learn to use these things, all right?

Look, guys, we have to keep in touch this weekend because Melissa's at the Fairy Princesses, and I'm staying at Fenton's.

Chalk that up in the I told you so department.

But coach, I never wanted to do this.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Cry me a river.

I was right, and you were wrong.

Now you're miserable, and that's good.

Why am I so satisfied about that?

Coach, please.

What do you want me to do, Melissa, huh?

You want me to come in and buy all your stupid fairy princess merchandise?

Is that what you want?

Yeah, it would really help me out.