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Koala Man (2023) - S01E06 The Handies

2.9s

Yes, we're humiliated year after fruitless year,

Koala Man (2023) - S01E06 The Handies

3.3s

And of course, this year, Dapto is giving out the Handies.

Koala Man (2023) - S01E07 Emu War II

4.8s

and can hardly bear the weight of even a small year-seven girl.

Koala Man (2023) - S01E06 The Handies

4.4s

- They say the Sick Sunnies gave Dapto good luck for hundreds of years.

Koala Man (2023) - S01E06 The Handies

3s

And I haven't had very many of those in the last few years.

Koala Man (2023) - S01E08 Hot Christmas

2.5s

Thirty years! That's right!

Rick and Morty (2013) - S04E02 The Old Man and the Seat

3.4s

May his reign last 1,000 years.

The Cleveland Show (2009) - S02E05 Little Man on Campus

1.9s

As everyone knows, that was the year...

Koala Man (2023) - S01E08 Hot Christmas

3.4s

so I could piss out 30 years of backed-up urine,

Koala Man (2023) - S01E03 The Red Hot Rule

2.3s

Spent 20 years in Time Jail.

Rick and Morty (2013) - S04E02 The Old Man and the Seat

2.1s

and sees 25 Phish shows a year.

Koala Man (2023) - S01E08 Hot Christmas

2.4s

958 trillion light-years away.

Koala Man (2023) - S01E03 The Red Hot Rule

2.7s

I went on a seven-year bender...

Koala Man (2023) - S01E03 The Red Hot Rule

2.6s

through our seven-year long-distance relationship.

Rick and Morty (2013) - S04E02 The Old Man and the Seat

1.8s

Then you know that a few years ago

Koala Man (2023) - S01E06 The Handies

3.1s

This is going to be our year, Dapto!

Koala Man (2023) - S01E08 Hot Christmas

3.1s

That's my swear for the year spent. [helicopter hovering]

Koala Man (2023) - S01E03 The Red Hot Rule

3.2s

No! Many years ago, I made a mistake.

Rick and Morty (2013) - S04E02 The Old Man and the Seat

1.9s

Sh--sh--she went into remission 10 years ago.

Koala Man (2023) - S01E06 The Handies

2s

- But this year, we actually have a good team!