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Castlevania (2017) - S06E08 A Quick One, While He's Away

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awaits with champagne to chauffeur me directly to my nuptials,

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while I'm directing another action-adventure blockbuster,

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Ever since I directed you in that episode of "FBI: Female Body Inspectors,"

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I've got a story that simply demands my attention

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You know, there was this girl in my town. Anyway, it's a long story.

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This story has revealed itself

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So I wanted to talk to you because I'm directing a new movie: "Fireflame"!

Castlevania (2017) - S06E08 A Quick One, While He's Away

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Of course. Yet I find myself consumed by thoughts of my past.

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Excuse me, kind stranger. I'm writing a story

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He told a story, though, I remember that.

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And Vassar doesn't accept indie cred in lieu of my daughter's tuition.

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but they love stories that engage them on their level,

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Baxter, my boy, my dear sweet beautiful bridegroom,

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Not my problem.

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No, the girl from his story. The one in New Mexico.

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-I am but an agent. -What about these stories I keep hearing

Castlevania (2017) - S06E08 A Quick One, While He's Away

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Yes, mine was a storied run as the star reporter for "The Reporter."

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Well, do get your story sorted, but I'd prefer it if it's sordid.

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My shoes don't fill easy,

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Maximillian Banks, at my service!