Go, hurry!

Go back one, please.

You're going offline, internet wizard.

When are we gonna go home?

That's what I'm going to be rolling, boy.

What the hell's going on with these chicks?

Oh yeah, we're going to be closing them right now.

I wanna know what the hell is going on here!

Gentlemen!

Turn it on!

Okay.

Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes.

Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found any evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth.

Ever.

Well, I got rid of my teeth at a young age because...

And I'm straight.

Teeth are for gay people.

That's why f**kers come and get them.

If teeth make me gay, then sign me up.

Cause I wish I had them.