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The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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What in the World According to Garp?

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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Would it really be worth living in a world without television?

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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Uh, and, uh, don't forget to look for my new column in PC World magazine.

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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Hour after hour of unscripted, unrehearsed comedy...

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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Think of the ratings.

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I'm reminded of a few of the events that brought me closer to you.

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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and touch the face of God.

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I'd have 100% of the audience.

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Get out of the way, Krusty!

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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Our contestants will drop out of my nose and blurp into a tub of refried beans.

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To slip the surly bonds of Earth...

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Send in the esteemed representatives of television.

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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But I'm afraid we're out of options.

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There were plenty of brand-new bombs.

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Really? What type of smart? Book smart?

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By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.

The Simpsons (1989) - S07E09 Comedy

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- Can I fly it? - Of course you cannot.

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- Look at that hunk of junk. - Not jun-

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The dream of man and flightless bird alike.

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I'll be beaming out 11 watts of wackiness!