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Family Guy (1999) - S20E09 The Fatman Always Rings Twice

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And, also, bees.

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And don't listen.

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and five cigarettes.

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And take his thesaurus.

Family Guy (1999) - S20E09 The Fatman Always Rings Twice

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I slipped and fell,

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and full frontal lobotomy.

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And I'm a private dick.

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And how about this photo?

Family Guy (1999) - S20E09 The Fatman Always Rings Twice

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(gasps) Dinner and a show?

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Oh. And now, explain this.

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And of course, there was racism.

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and trying to step on squirrels.

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My daughter's dead, and I'm single.

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And anyway, Father, you're the one

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and ran out the back door.

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and put them in my pocket.

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and then you killed the cardinal

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(gasps) And I got the part.

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and everyone did it all the time.

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Aw, and he wrote his own note