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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

Yes, I take your order, please?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

Hello? I could take an hour off your hands.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

6.3s

I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.