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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Michael, I gotta get out of here. I can't hold my breath that long.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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You can get my number from said directory.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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The pressures of my office are insane.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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So this is sort of like my audition tape.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.7s

until I'm off the phone with a customer?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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The person with the most sales at the end of the day gets to keep the cash.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.8s

Yeah? Did you get lucky?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Packer and I once spent a whole day with our pants off.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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No. I only give my organs to my real friends.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Yeah, follow my lead.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Go get yourself a monkey kidney.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

1.7s

Calling from my cell phone.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I get 10 vacation days a year

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Then I get a four-day weekend.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Oh, my God! It was Packer!

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I didn't get a good look at it,

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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So, what's the problem with my pension?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Who is this? How did you get this number?