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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.6s

That'll go over real well with that crowd.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.3s

...with one of the ladies at the pool.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

1.7s

Today's over. Then we have tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

1.7s

Then you would be hunched over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.3s

If they ever decide to land men on the sun...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2s

It's like a cup of coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3.8s

Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Gee, boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.4s

The hiring of incompetents.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.2s

Maybe a couple of muscle relaxers would help.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.2s

You son of a bitch. I'll sue you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.2s

They're nuts with temperature.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

4.7s

Well, today's almost over, and weekdays always go by fast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3s

- It was a gift. - Because a lot of times I write in bed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.6s

Of course. They're giving a testimonial for your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.1s

She's gotta make a big deal out of everything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3s

But we do owe him a debt of gratitude...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3.4s

You know, Jack, you got a hell of a nerve taking that kid's pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.5s

What is with this bar?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

1.6s

...to go with her shoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3.1s

- I'd rather have a bottle of Scotch! - Do the dog routine.