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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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"Thank you, Dr. Montalban, you saved my child"...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You see, over by the post.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And then, by the time I was done...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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By the time he's 30, what's gonna happen?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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By Sunday, your nuts gonna be drained.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Sure. I didn't mean anything by that.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and you are by far our best salesman.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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By the way, what date are you on, now?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You know, I drive by this place every day.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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He had a wife who he fucked, by the way.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You know what, do you by any chance like magic?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Today's forecast: Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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so that by the time you get to the girl you do like...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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"Yeah," right now, but, like, by the third date, it would be:

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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By the time I was 14, I had this body you're looking at.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Would you please help him redeem himself by telling a real sex story?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You know what, you should come by sometime if you want, you know...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Dude, the floor's the ultimate aphrodisiac.