The internet was on fire.

- Praise the internet! - 16 million emails spoke loud and clear!

It was a grass-roots movement fueled by the power of the internet

Whoa, boy, that's a desk.

and yet we can't educate our own children.

- But you have your own TV show. - But on the show I ask the questions.

Some big story, something to do with Eleanor Green.

I was always hoping in my own heart for a Brazilian Pope - Pope Raul -

Tragically, he would still be alive but he insisted on pulling his own ambulance.

I got the ballot from San Mateo so I thought I'd run my own election

- Hi. I'm Amy Poehler. - I'm Tina Fey. And here are tonight's top stories.

(man) This story might fall under the heading of one thing leads to another.

Boy, if she's figured out this computer glitch and goes with that to the press, we're royally screwed.

When I was a young boy, I used to look at pictures of naked ladies. Hence, my right hand is very strong.

of government of the people, by the people, for the people.

Jack, you're the manager of the President of the United States.

I'm tired of the Republican Party and of the Democratic Party.

(Jack) I am now the manager of the president-elect of the United States.

# I'm tired of the Democratic Party I'm tired of the Republican Party

and the cult of personality.