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The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Each day is worse than the last.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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I was up last night researching on the Internet,

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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And the last two scripts you turned in were depressing.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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And it lasts for an eternity. An eternity, Mum.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Mark: He spent the last years of his life in jail.

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Did he cause that tree to land on my car last week?

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Most likely, though, this will be our last date, so just know that.

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I'll have the fish tacos 'cause it's what I had last time I was here.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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I went on a date last night with a girl I've had a crush on for years,

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Think of the children! Think of the little babies.

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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And all of the survivors of the Great Ninja War

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but the thought of being alone the rest of my life

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Because of the zeroes on the board,

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It's the way of the world, Mark.

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Out of the way, fatty!

The Invention of Lying (2009)

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Hi. That was the head of the studio.

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Since the man in the sky?

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Of course not.

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-Oh! -But I enjoy the end result of the job,

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Sort of feeling of self worth if you're... Yeah.