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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's from all that smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I met some people smoking on the street...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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How am I gonna fill two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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All right. I'll see you, Phil. I've got room for two...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Two hours in front of the entire junior high, grades six through eight.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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"Winnie-the-" blank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The intellect, represented here...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So the hospital called.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.