You're making my dance sad.

Who goes there? Prepare to be danced at.

As for the rest of you, remember, you can always be replaced by your 'brothers!' Dance for me, child! Dance!

Oh, no! They're aggressively dancing at us! Mable's gone mad with power!

Don't worry about that.Let's talk about why I'm doing this dance! Doo-doo-dooo...

Boys!

Good boy.

We've got to save the boys.

Or maybe the boys are grown from pods!

And those boys will fall in love with us!

Terrible show! What is wrong with you boys? You barely even sold out the arena! And Deep Chris, you call that a pout?

Mable, you know all those boy bands are fake, right?

We have to tell the boys they are free now!

Candy, we gotta get past Mable. She's gone boy crazy.

Thank you, boys. Now let's get aboard the braid train!

Okay, girls, have you all practiced your obsessed boy band scream?

He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, G.

I can't believe those boys escaped from their cage! You there!

Oh, boy, songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears.

This is it, girls! You're finally going to meet the five cutest boys in the world. Dipper's gonna eat his words that boy bands are "fake!"