On top of a dump truck?

She's out of her mind!

Could I have a puff of your cigarette?

My favorite record of all time!

My way of saying you're special.

Outside of donating plasma, that is.

I'm sorry, I'm just one of those guys that gags at the drop of a hat.

Neither did the rest of the audience.

It kind of turned me on too.

He's just a fat, stupid-looking ball of fur.

Isn't it funny the way ideas just kind of pop into my head out of nowhere sometimes?

Well, you'll have plenty of time to learn.

Yeah, well, that was kind of my idea.

Anyway, it's just one of our little games.

Now, don't blow things out of proportion, Harold.

For some reason, I'm on the verge of tears.

Geez, would you talk about the luck of the draw?

You know, all I gotta do is, you know, clean her pipes a couple of times a day, and she rewards me with a dazzling array of cash and prizes.

You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

I'll be eating beans off of that plate by tomorrow night.