The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Granny, you ain't fixing to cook Earl.

Good-looking little fella here, Earl.

Well, Granny, I don't reckon Earl wants you to cook none of his sweethearts, neither.

What'd she tell you, Jethro?

Oh, she's got something called, uh, sick benefits.

And she says, I'm sick in bed, Jethro.

And I says, well, Granny will come on over and doctor you.

And she says, well, you tell Granny there's already a doctor on the way, because I got sick benefits.

Yes, sir.

Miss Jane says pretty near everybody that works down at the bank has got sick benefits.

Yes, because they don't wear S affinity bags.

Me like Mr. Drysdale got himself a heap of trouble down to the bank.