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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I thought I saw a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I didn't see a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

Should I get a beret?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because I thought I picked up a little something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I thought she made a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I never caught a foul ball at a baseball game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

I was running late, and I didn't have a chance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And I am dating a Joel Rifkin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

- I was giving Kramer a massage. - Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.7s

I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So I said to her, "Can I ask you a question?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. I don't get it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't like the idea of a professional massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Actually, I should get a new one. - Nonsense. This one's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3s

Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?