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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's exciting. She's gonna have a new face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's amazing how many beautiful women live in New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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In my high school, half my graduating class had them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- It's my mom's. - Hello!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- My contention? - Your contention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Too much salt in my diet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Yeah. - Well, that's trouble, my friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I'm aware that my own physical dimensions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My father? Really? I had no idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Uh-oh. My organs are playing chess again.

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My God, you look incredible. I can't believe it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Yeah, right. I wish I had something on my mind.

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- Well, yes, that's my contention. - I heard him contend that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- ...just came out of my mouth. - Wow. What did you say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You made me promise. - I changed my mind. I want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- I never heard that. - Oh, yeah. My friend lived there, so...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My father asked me to pick up his jacket for him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life.