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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So you keep it a secret your whole life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Still owe me a secret.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Well, frankly, you can't keep a secret.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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How's your life? All right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- Can you keep a secret? - Me? Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So you've been living this secret by yourself?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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It's no secret that it's my dream to have my own publishing house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You make it difficult for your friend to improve his life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Who is he not to tell you about his life-threatening illness?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- You don't think I can keep a secret? - No, but he would have read your face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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But he was so brave and gained such a wonderful perspective on life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I'm scared of being shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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It's like a game of tag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Two pair? Three of a kind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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No, an old friend of ours, Gary.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- That's right. - What kind of person is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Yeah. Hey, know what I'm thinking of doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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And now, ladies and gentlemen of the press...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...a new pair of reading glasses. - They're from Malaysia.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I'm preventing him from becoming one of those guys...