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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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It's my life's ambition.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'm not saying I want to do it for the rest of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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And that's what death is, really. It's the last big move of your life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...you've been looking for your whole life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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You think I'm going to spend my life with somebody...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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This guy has never worked this hard in his life to keep this thing going.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...the whole premise of your account.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'm jealous of everybody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I love the smell of cardboard in the morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Now you're jealous of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Bother? What kind of bother?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Do what I do?! You're one of my favorite ballplayers of all time!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...I got one of these locks...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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What type of company is that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Newman was in front of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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What do you think of him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Well, what kind of a kiss?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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The selling of latex and latex-related products.