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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You see, it's just like life.

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I saved your life. You would be dead!

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...but it was to save a man's life.

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So the show would be about my real life...

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No, we had a deal. There's no guarantees in life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Boy, that is some kick. - Newman's helmet, it saved my life.

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This is a great way to go through life, isn't it?

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So I sped home to save my friend's life, and I was stopped for speeding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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First of all...

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And you're the manager of the circus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The development of the perforation. The first six-pack.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Yeah. Sure. - Of course.

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- Why? - Because of the day before.

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Yeah. One of my favourites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Story is the foundation of all entertainment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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But only by the grace of God.

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It would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it.

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...except for the sound of a police siren.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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A team of psychiatrists, working round the clock...