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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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A friend's getting married.

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The bachelor party and bridal shower are the same day, so it's conceivable...

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...that while she's getting lingerie...

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...he'll be at a nude bar watching a dancer in the same outfit.

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That is possible.

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But the difference between single and married...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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...is the form of government.

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You see, when you're single you're the dictator of your own life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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I have complete power.

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When I give the order to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on...

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...no one can overrule me.

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When you're married you are part of a vast decision-making body.

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Before anything's done, there are meetings.

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Committees have to study the situation.

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And this is if the marriage works.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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That's what so painful about divorce:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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You've been impeached. You weren't even the president.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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Hey, is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women...

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...walk a lot faster than everybody else?

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We don't walk that fast.