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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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I've always wondered why baseball is so associated with sex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.4s

He's playing the field. He scored. He didn't get to first base.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

1.8s

I struck out. Why? She wanted a diamond.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.9s

It's always baseball, always baseball.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.6s

As far as baseball goes, I prefer the fat umpires.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

2.1s

If you're on the field and not in the game...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.6s

...you should be in the worst physical condition a human could be in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.4s

They should be allowed to eat during the game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.1s

We're too into sports in this country. We gotta throttle back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

1.7s

People come home from these games:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.5s

We won, we won! No, they won, you watched.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

4.4s

Okay, Danny. Take a swing. No, no, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

2.3s

- You're opening up your shoulder. - Really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

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No, not really. I'm just saying this to you because I like to hear myself talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

1.6s

Yes, really.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

1.7s

All right, all right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

2.9s

- What are you all sweating for? - It's hot in this uniform.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

3.7s

- Hot? What is this? - What is what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

1.9s

This uniform. What's it made from?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E01 The Chaperone

2s

- I don't know. Cotton? - No. No, no.