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The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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Whenever I tell him good news,

The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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and go tell him to go screw himself?

The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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Probably your heart...

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And your milkshake.

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Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you.

The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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I don't know how else to tell you, okay?

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Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek,

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Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends.

The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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Your feelings for Erin?

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Cece did great, and I want to tell you something.

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Bust out your complaint files.

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after he comes to your recital.

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That's none of your damn business.

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and a little bit your penis.

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we completely understand your concerns here.

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Just sign your name below. [All murmur]

The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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Can you hold it in your hand?

The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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Can you nudge it with your finger?

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You got it. Just sign your name below.

The Office (2005) - S09E12 Customer Loyalty

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Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity.