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South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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My eyes are going bad,

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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Whoa, what happened to your eyes, Cartman?

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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Dude, my eyes are seriously screwed up.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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Damn, your eyes must really suck, Cartman.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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No, not with my eyes. With these!

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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You have to see the eye doctor, Eric.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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My asshole eye doctor made them all dilbated.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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Oh, man. I can't keep my eyes open.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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Just kidding. Let's see how your eyes are doing.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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Why do you have to see an eye doctor?

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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That asshole eye doctor screwed up my laser surgery.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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That's nice. Look, Chef, Cartman's got this eye doctor, see...

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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that's going to make your eyes as good as new.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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I don't think that's possible, piggy. Not with your eyes.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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Because my eyes suck, but that doctor likes to torture me,

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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It stood above us looking down with its big red eyes.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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but the only eye doctor in South Park is really, really mean.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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with your eyes. I'm going to have to dilate them and run some tests.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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There you are, Eric. Come on. We have to go to the eye doctor.

South Park (1997) - S03E03 Comedy

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- Hello, piggy. How are your eyes doing? - After today, they're going to be fine,