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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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You're very smooth.

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Breakfast on Christmas morning,

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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This is a year-round Christmas store?

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They say there's a war on Christmas.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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Like visiting a place where it's Christmas all year

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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I subscribe to Teen Beat.

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You must be the happiest woman on Earth!

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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I'm a man.

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That's great.

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Anyway, I saw this...

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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at the sign store,

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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and I bought it to prove how serious I am

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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about working here.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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Yeah, we're not really hiring. It's just...

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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I've got a bomb!

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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And now that I've got your attention,

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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here's my résumé.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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This says you were a babysitter from 1997 to 1998,

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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then there's a 15-year gap...

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S02E02 Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!

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Look, I know I'm not perfect,