lt is not valid for travel in Carthage, Phoenicia or North Mesopotamia.

But Professor, I've been offered $500 for the story of the Drysdales and the Clampetts.

Now read the story of the French Revolution, Louis XVI.

and I am thrilled at this opportunity to meet them in person and shake their extraordinarily talented hands.

It's more wonder that I have become an aficionado than I'm so thrilled at the opportunity of meeting them in person and shaking those extraordinarily talented hands.

Writing this story for a term paper in sociology is one thing.

How much for the four of us?

And if the Clampetts don't back up your story, he can sue for libel.

For the first time...

For the whole base?

And for all of the jungle, even Kangaroos.

- For the children! - For the children!

You're the queen of the kitchen.

Them lazy women of yours ready for breakfast yet?

Heard of them?

Then she's dead. They cry... boo-hoo. We go home. End of story.

Get out of there.

In exchange for a brand new pair of...

You know, throughout the length and breadth of this country, the artistry of Flatt and Scruggs epitomizes the sturdy vital music of our native soil.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.