Well, do you like Kipling?

Darling, darling, my true love cometh swoopin' like a dove.

Darling, darling, my true love, come a-swoopin', like a dove.

Darling, darling, my true love, come a-swooping like a dove.

You circled on me!

You make me feel superior.

Oh, what does she want with an old mountain goat like me?

Was you a hollerin' for me?

How did you get a woman like that?

Granny, Mr. Clapper tells me that you've conjured up some sort of love charm for Ellie May.

But I'll give you the secret before I go on to my reward like my Granny done to me.

The love charm you throwed on Sunny Drasdale was too strong for him!

What do you reckon's wrong with that rascal?

You shall be my slave, yes, but only the invisible bonds of love shall make you my prisoner.

You caught who making sheep's eyes at me?

Well, the last time you cut my hair, you did brand me.

I declare, you fight hair cutting like a steer fights branding.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

It's always nice to know you ain't been doing something foolish.

You go jump into a purdy dress, and I'll whop you up a love charm that I guarantee will bring Sonny Drysdale back.