A five-second car wash?

It'll wash your car in just five seconds.

And this was your five second car wash?

Of course, it is kind of tough on car paint, too.

Well, you can get your car spankin' clean, top and bottom.

I couldn't get no cars to turn in the driveway, so I used the truck.

And what's more, for 10 cents extra, I clean the whole inside of the car too.

Before I even got it going, I had to shut down my five-second car wash.

I'll flag down the first car I see and be ready for you in five minutes.

Then I just haul the car out over the water and slack it off and drop it in.

You see, I just put the car in them chains over yonder and hoisted up with them ropes.

When he sees what a business genius I am, he'll let me run a five-second car wash for sure.

I was gonna wait till I had my first customer before I called you, but what do you think of my new car wash?