Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish.

Oh, forgive me, I'm Mrs. Smith-Sandy.

Now, I'm just mortified, Mrs. Smith-Stanish.

I have just received this telegram from Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish.

Drive on out to the airport and pick up Mrs. Smith-Standish.

Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish is going to be staying at our house?

There goes that dad-blasted music again.

He says the ghost's playing that music.

Oh, Mrs. Smith-Dandish, don't forget you promised to let my wife wash dishes, too.

They always do when you hear that music.

Mr. Drysdale, I am certain the Clavin's would not do violent harm to Mrs. Smith-Standish.

Say, Mrs. Smith-Stanish, if you like old things, just wait till you get into this trunk.

Do I have your permission to put everything in readiness for the arrival of Mrs. Smith-Standish?

If they'll attack me with her armjowls, think what they might do to a woman like Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish.

Jethro, why don't you ask your teacher over to pot school about that music?

Mrs. Smith-Spanish is only the president of the Women's Federation for the Preservation and Perpetuation of the FFT of A. First found in the traditions of America.

Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith Standish is only one woman, and probably the world's greatest authority on colonial history, early American genealogical origins, and 17th and 18th century artifacts.

One of these days I'm going to tear on all these walls and find out where that music's coming from.