What I meant was that you just can't walk up Buckingham Palace and hand the Queen money.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Ellie!

Come get this thing out of here!

Granny, don't yell like that!

You'll scare Daisy!

And don't call her Daisy.

I don't want no buzzard named after me.

Granny, she likes you.

Haven't you noticed how she keeps watching you?

At my age, it ain't no treat to have a buzzard watching you.

Take these to the kitchen and commence ironing.

Oh, yes.