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Ted (2012)

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So, if I told him once, I told him a million times

Ted (2012)

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I have a boyfriend. I have told you this.

Ted (2012)

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I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

Ted (2012)

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if you thought I was fucking retarded.

Ted (2012)

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Yeah, if you want.

Ted (2012)

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No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

Ted (2012)

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I don't know if I can drive!

Ted (2012)

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but she told me how you are at the office.

Ted (2012)

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I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No."

Ted (2012)

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and I would love it if you would go with me.

Ted (2012)

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Okay, so, if you need anything...

Ted (2012)

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If I had to make a guess

Ted (2012)

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If it's okay with you, I just want to say what I want to say.

Ted (2012)

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if you keep wasting time with Ted.

Ted (2012)

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And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,

Ted (2012)

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I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.

Ted (2012)

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And if you're miserable and you hate it

Ted (2012)

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Uh-huh. And if I don't get the job,

Ted (2012)

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Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass?

Ted (2012)

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and the guy down at the store told me