What a waste of $57,000.

A wheelbarrow full of shellfish.

Get out of here!

Snap out of it.

We are a super race of sugar-charged imbeciles.

Thank God I only had a couple of bites of it because... What's going on?

And we're the best of friends.

You guys kind of idolize me.

Of course it is, don't you remember?

Although I'm not ruling out a world full of Rip Taylors.

You've worn out another copy of Alley Cat.

How about we eat most of that and call it a night?

Hey, maybe I should look at this as kind of a blessing.

Think of it, I didn't learn a damn thing at that college.

I mean, after all, I'm kind of your leader.

It's to behave and take lots and lots of naps.

Putting a wasp nest on your head is fun, but everybody knows that's much more of a summer event.

Hey, anybody for a quick game of run, head first into the wall?

A true host lives only to orchestrate the taste buds of his guests.

There's no way I want to live in a world full of Chris Petersons.