- It's Olivia Morris, she lives next door. She's on the list. - She can live next door to me.

Here's one that fucks you, dumps you and doesn't even make you famous. - What the fuck, Jill, I loved you!

I can't believe you haven't seen them. We live in Woodsboro.

This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live, people die.

This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer webcasting live in our darkest hour.

How do you think people become famous anymore? You don't have to achieve anything. You just gotta have fucked up shit happen to you.

We're live at Woodsboro Community Hospital, awaiting a first public statement from Jill Roberts, survivor.

Trevor Sheldon denied live on Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer. What is your favorite scary movie, man?

Well, living right here in Woodsboro, cos she's the wife of Sheriff Dewey Riley - Mrs Riley - Hoss.

- Even your friends? - My friends? What world are you living in? I don't need friends. I need fans.

- Forget watching Stab. You get to live it. - No, no, no, no, no. He's the expert, it's not me.

This is..this is a bad thing? Does that mean that I am not gonna live as long as these two?

I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go to college, grad school, work? Look around, we all live in public now, we re all on the Internet.