Oh, my God. Oh, my baby. Oh, my-

I'm sorry for everything- my attitude, my low sex drive.

That is not my baby in there.

What have you done to our baby?

Have you seen my- my fangs?

You can go as Snoopy again.

He likes you. I can tell.

Can you get one for us immediately?

And I know that you can help me.

Can you at least try to enjoy it?

You can delete a text, but you can't erase the bill.

- You are what? - Screwing my trainer.

- I love that hair color. I can barely see any root. - It's my natural color.

I tell you you could eat all my chocolate chips?

We're very grateful to you, Tate, for how you helped my family.

Where'd you get this thing? My dad threw it out.

Do you think I like carving 20 pumpkins and getting squash guts under my nails?

I have given every inch of my life to you for the last 30-some years.

Now, if something goes bump in the night, you hit this button, and I'm on my way. All right?