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South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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In other news tonight, a South Park bio company is coming under fire

South Park (1997) - S12E05 Comedy

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"Eek, A Penis!"

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It's like my whole life has just been one big screw up, you know?

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I admit it, I was sexually lost.

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And then I see this person on Oprah.

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She's a woman, but then she got a sex change and became a man,

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but then she got pregnant and is having a baby

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which means she was still a woman all along.

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That means I'm really still a man!

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I still feel like a man.

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Are we gonna get tested on this?

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This sex change was a big mistake. Okay?

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I was on a lot of pain killers at the time,

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and I thought it was what I wanted.

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Dude, you wanna do some math problems?

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And then I go to the doctor, right?

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And I say doctor, I want to go back to being a man and he says,

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well, there's been too much damage, you can't go back.

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Where are you going to find a penis?

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What do you mean where am I gonna find a penis?!