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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.4s

Her machine broke, and she's been using her old machine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

2.9s

...and this beautiful girl I could never even talk to...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

2.6s

I always hated those girls. They would never date me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.2s

I think you should drop him down to Step 2.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.7s

...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

There's no way I'd touch that bag for less than $2.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

5.4s

...she starts vacuuming, back and forth, back and forth...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E07 The Revenge

2.9s

...and I'll come by, and while you're keeping him busy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3.2s

Do you ever rub it against the grain?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

1.6s

And there's some popcorn.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E06 The Watch (2)

3.9s

...who is not doing this for the money. That is so refreshing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E08 The Tape

2.1s

And the second toe assumes control of the foot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

The stage was on a cliff and the audience...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

2.9s

And so without further ado...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

2.1s

...and he dragged me through the streets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.6s

And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4.2s

...and relieve this unstoppable force...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.9s

...I finally stop and say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E08 The Pool Guy

2.2s

Loews Paragon, 84th and Broadway.