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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's like robbing a bank. Don't loiter in front of the teller with a bag of money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and maybe even be part of a real bull session.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Hey. I just thought of a really funny thing for your act.