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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How can I want it now, if you want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...in which you didn't want it, I might take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I visit my grandparents, they're eating big brisket sandwiches.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I came in to get the spatula.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I didn't get that joke either.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- What are you getting? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I don't know what in the hell it is, I look terrific in that mirror.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Because then I could move in here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I love the mirror in that bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I feel like Robert Wagner in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So I get a call from Gilmore this morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I getting a break from my roommate. - Oh, the actresslwaitress.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah, and get this. I just got off the elevator with him and I tested him.